Heartburn

Christmas Eve has arrived. Awesome. Tonight we're heading over to J's brother's house for a gift exchange and party. This is going to be a good one. How can I tell? Because we're taking the shrimp platter with 100 shrimp on it. There has never in the history of mankind been a party featuring the 100-count shrimp platter that didn't rule. You're risking a serious party foul with anything less than 50 shrimp.