Yo, yo, girl. What up, yo?

Ughhhh...I'm so full of chocolate right now. We here in the library always bring in lots of treats the day before winter break, and this year it's a festival of the sweet, sweet temptress known as chocolate. We've got fudge, brownies, chocolate-covered pretzels, and boxes of chocolates. It is awesome. Even if I have no circulation in my legs because my waistband is so tight, I shall continue the bacchanalian gorging of candy. You have my word.

Oh, and when I woke up today, the temperature was 5 and the wind chill was minus 6. I don't want to go back out there!

Did anybody else see the Kathy Griffin special on Bravo last night? I think it was called Allegedly. She was doing this bit on Eminem and how short he is and how "ghetto" he likes to talk, and I was just dying it was so funny. She's so right: whenever I get around a white person who talks like that, I feel very awkward, too. It really is disconcerting.