Rental car smells like sunshine

Is it the afternoon already? I've been waking up around 2 the past couple nights so my mornings have become a blur of coffee cups and naps. Lil J goes to sleep just fine, but lately he's been waking up to eat at the aforementioned 2 a.m. and not wanting to settle back down and fall asleep afterwards. He is so my kid. And it's no big deal now, but when I go back to work, this is going to be rough. Although, really, I've had years of practice developing coping mechanisms for sleep deprivation at work. Tip #1: it's called Diet Coke. The lining of your stomach will disappear, but at least you won't get fired for sleeping at your desk. Tip #2: avoid customer service jobs unless the job calls for throwing hatchets at people. And, finally, tip #3: invest in some good headphones because there's nothing worse than being tired and irritable then having to listen to a bunch of teenagers spewing their views on politics and world peace. Oooh, did I just say that? I'm so cranky!