Sacre bleu!

Ahhh, feast your eyes upon the quiet grace of the Wooby J. My friend, Poppy, took this picture, and I think she did a marvelous job of capturing Wooby's essence: his tranquil demeanor AND his propensity to spontaneously attacks ankles. You can totally tell that he has caught sight of a passing foot and is seriously considering clawing the daylights out of it. He is both beautiful and terrifying...much like the French.