Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes, sir, the check is in the mail

I've been up since 4:00 this morning. It's interesting because instead of feeling tired like I normally do when I wake up that early, I feel really hostile today. We were driving into work, and I just felt like punching a hobo. Or whacking a racoon with a broom. The only thing keeping me from kicking over my trashcan is the fact that I know and like our custodian, and I don't want to do that for him. So I'm mean but still capable of guilt...I am not yet a sociopath. Whoo!

Can I just clear something up though, people? Ok, listen to me. "Supposively" is not a word. Neither is "supposibly." I don't even know where that one came from. It's "supposedly." Now, I hear people misspeak that word all the time, and it doesn't really bother me when it's just in conversation between friends, but when you hear a news reporter on tv say that "The witness was supposively kidnapped by the suspects," I must draw the line. Don't make me whack you with a broom, stupid reporter woman! Cause I'll do it!