Will tube tops never die?

I could really go for a ginger ale right now. And it's not like I even have a stomach ache. I just want some Vernor's. Ginger ale always makes me think of visiting my Dad's side of the family in Cleveland when I was a kid. They always had ginger ale on hand to mix with whiskey (is that a highball?). My grandmother was a Polish immigrant who lived to be 95 on a diet of whiskey, pierogi and kielbasa. That woman was tough as nails.

I didn't see much on tv last night because I fell asleep so early, but I did see a few figure skaters and a few chicks on American Idol. I don't want to make this a racial thing, but there is no way a white girl is going to win this year. They pretty much suck.

I was also just perusing an advice column on Yahoo (I love those!) where a woman wrote in to say she was feeling a little disturbed because her boyfriend (who's a divorced dad of a 9-year-old) still sleeps with his daughter and then this woman and the boyfriend play "daddy/daughter," ahem, "fantasy games." And she was starting to question that. Uhhh, ya think?!? What a perv. Honestly, I'm amazed these people manage to feed themselves. Where's evolution when you need it?