Excuse me while I kiss this guy

My friend at work was just telling me she's planning a trip to Key West in March. Ahh, that sounds nice, doesn't it? Key West is one of those places I would really like to visit. And it's not just because of the tropical weather and ocean breezes. No, I'm talking about getting some real key lime pie. Awww yeah. I think that if I went to Key West, my plan would be to get up in the morning, have pie, take a walk on the beach while eating pie, have a pie buffet for lunch and then nap until it's dinnertime, when I'd have steak. That's what I'm saying.

And I hope I've made it abundantly clear that I will not be watching the State of the Union address tonight. The title of that speech always confused me as a kid. I was always like "Which one will the President talk about this time? Idaho? Missouri?"