That would be a devastating edit

I've been up since 3:15 this morning because our neighbor pulled into his driveway, music blaring, and I couldn't fall back asleep. I don't think he was driving the monster truck because it was only loud, not ear-splitting (for some reason, these neighbors don't believe in mufflers). So I'm thinking that if J and I can't figure out a way to rotate our house on its vertical axis so that our bedroom windows are facing our quiet neighbors, we're just going to have to move. Because as bad as it is in the winter with the crunchy snow and people letting their engines warm up in the morning, it only gets worse during the summer in our neighborhood. Fireworks, gunfire, stray dogs getting into fights with stray cats, teenagers up at 2 a.m. yelling across the street that they need some meth, etc.... My poor ears. I swear, one day I'm going to move to Greenland. I don't care how much snow it is. I'd much rather be woken up by a barking sea lion than Eminem's greatest hits. I honestly think the sea lion has more talent. Zing!