Chocolate volcano
Ok, this is how much of a cold-hearted rat I am: when I heard the news this morning about the tornadoes in Texas and how a family died because they took cover in a mobile home that was picked up by the wind and crashed into a school, my first reaction was "What kind of idiot takes cover from a tornado in a mobile home?" I am a jerk, but, honestly, that's a really bad idea. To me, that's akin to taking cover in a lightning storm underneath a golf club. There has got to be a better option out there, people.
Just watch though--today will be the day that a tornado siren goes off here in Columbus and I walk outside to see it and end up being thrown into a dumpster for being such a weasel. I'd be getting my just desserts. Mmm...dessert.
Just watch though--today will be the day that a tornado siren goes off here in Columbus and I walk outside to see it and end up being thrown into a dumpster for being such a weasel. I'd be getting my just desserts. Mmm...dessert.
8 Comments:
They don't call them *mobile* homes for nothing.
Ha! Seriously. I wonder if My Name Is Earl will do a tornado storyline one day.
Alisa, you make me laugh!! Seriously, though...REALLY, people, have they not ever seen the news? CNN or the weather channel always reports from a mobile home park that is no longer in existence...
Sometimes I'm amazed anyone lives in a mobile home. But I suppose if it wasn't for strong winds, they wouldn't be so bad...I guess.
Did you guys see that one mobile home park in Florida that was right on the ocean? They talked the residents into selling and each person became a millionaire because of it.
Ooh, I did see that. Those people were so lucky. It's all about location I guess. Most of the trailers I've been in were in the middle of a weed-ridden field with bugs living in the sink. Ick.
Speaking of trailers...I wonder what ever happened to Sweaty. I completely forgot about her until we started talking about double-wides and such.
I'm sure she's happily married, living in a mansion and completely mentally balanced....
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