Every cookie is a sugar cookie

So J and I were driving home from work yesterday, and we were on this side street behind another car that was slowing down because kids on bikes were coming the other way and riding in the middle of the street. But the man in the car in front of us just braked and waited patiently (and so did we), but when we passed the kids on the bikes, the littlest one (he could have only been about 7 years old) was gesturing and yelling "F*^% you! F*^% you!" at both cars. Now, I've been cursed out by other drivers before, but I can't recall a time in my life when a child did that sort of thing for no apparent reason. J and I were both floored, although J reasoned that the kid probably had one of those angry dads. I told him I thought it would have been funny if he'd leaned out the driver's side window and just punched the kid in the face. I'm going to make such a good mom.