A mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean. I love that.

We had an ENT follow-up appointment this morning, and, believe it or not, everything went well and we did not have to get checked into the hospital! Huzzah! That never happens. We still have a bunch of doctor's appointments over the next few weeks, but that seems like a total cake walk compared to being in the hospital. Dig it.

My friend at work had her baby at 5 this morning. I haven't seen a picture yet, and the suspense is killing me. Yesterday, she and I were talking about baby names and she showed me a baby announcement of a little boy whose parents named him Ford Quitslund. I mean, who does that to a defenseless baby? Hey, parents of F.Q. there, is life not hard enough for children? You thinking he needs more challenges in life? Jerks. I can't believe people do that sort of thing. And I won't even go on about the announcements I saw for poor Yenniss-Yedonna and little Norak. Sigh.