Thursday, September 21, 2006

Fore!

J and I were discussing this morning that situation at the Ryder Cup where Tiger Woods is upset that an Irish publication is linking his wife to pornographic websites when it's apparently completely fabricated. And this got us thinking that, although Mrs. Woods is quite gorgeous, there are not a lot of male golfers that we'd like to see with their clothes off. I think Tiger would probably do ok as a nude model because he at least works out. But if Colin Montgomerie ever decides to do a calendar, I'm not buying it. He could give them away, and I still wouldn't take it. More than any other athlete besides a professional bowler, golfers can get away with eating a lot of muffins, and that's just not going to get them into Playgirl. There. I said it.

2 Comments:

Blogger Ann said...

NASCAR dudes tend to be really skinny, don't they? They must sweat a lot during those races. But, yeah, they're not exactly male models, those guys. Ever seen professional poker players? Arf!

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NASCAR may be the next weight loss phenomenon! I can see it now: You could lose 20 pounds in 2 days by just driving in a really hot car around a track until you pass out!
If Oprah endorses it, it may catch on! :)

4:44 PM  

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