I'm sorry I ruined your Black Panther party

I am so sick of politics right now. I wish we could somehow trick Congress into fleeing the Capitol building and then sneak in there and pass a law that bans Congressional campaign commercials. They're all just so cliched and mean and an utter waste of time. And, for the life of me, I cannot figure out why the media is reporting about this fight Clinton and Bush/Rice are having about who started what regarding Bin Laden, Iraq and terrorism. Who cares?? This is the sort of non-issue that distracts people from the real problems and is really only the concern of Washington pollsters. Sometimes I'm tempted to wipe out our political system and switch to a pacifist oligarchy...you know, let the hippies run the country for a while. Think of it: we'd probably all be driving unreliable hydrogen cars, we'd have great maternity leave and Jimmy Choos would be banned and sold on the black market.

And it's down to 24 hours before the boss gets back. Defcon 1.5. Argh!