Bob tastes good with a little A1

I'm getting a trifle bit concerned about our Alisa heading to LA soon since it sounds like the whole town is on fire. Did I hear the news right that a guy fell asleep in the woods smoking and started this whole thing? For crying out loud. This only gives more ammunition for J's campaign to send all the smokers to a remote desert island with only 3 bananas so they have to resort to cannibalism, which, when you think about it, is a pretty bad fate in and of itself, but it's particularly bad for smokers because you gotta figure their meat must taste a little smoky. And that would get old after a while. But, on the up side, they would probably have plenty of lighters with them so at least they won't have to eat each other raw. So they've got that going for them...which is nice.

Man, I sound demented today. It must have been the clearance Koolaid I bought at Kroger's last night. I thought that lime flavor tasted a little off.