Le croque monsieur

You know, whenever the hormones get a hold of me and I start to wonder if I'm doing a good job of mothering Lil J (since I so often have the feeling that I know as much about this as I do cellular mitosis), I'm just going to remind myself that I'm doing 200 times better than Britney Spears. Good grief. She is a mess. And she even has millions of dollars to spend on nannies, psychotherapy and vacation. Those poor kids. Sometimes I wonder if the Spears ladies (and I use that word with the utmost amount of sarcasm) would have been better off if they'd never become famous. Like, if they just went to high school in Louisiana, would they at least have waited to get pregnant until after they turned 20 or gotten a good job at Dillard's? Or would they be as equally screwed up as they are now? I guess it's entirely possible they would have just wound up as pregnant meth addicts instead of pregnant cocaine addicts. Six of one....