Vera said that?

Somebody tried to steal my mother-in-law's car last night! We all woke up at about 3:15 because it was Lil J's feeding time, and while he was going into the nursery, J noticed some police lights flashing outside. So he went to the window to see what was what, and the police were outside his parents' house and their car was sitting in the middle of the street with the windows busted out! They hadn't heard anything, but apparently what happened was that some hooligan stole a truck then dropped it off on our street and tried to steal another car to get away in. But, lo and behold, this car thief didn't realize that all the members of J's family get J's oldest brother (who owns a mechanic shop) to booby-trap their cars so they can't be stolen. Ta ha! Take that, you societal leech.