There are Zingers in the vending machine!

I was just surfing around the internet since I'm working in the library this afternoon, and so far we've had about 5 people come in, and they all wanted to check out the same thing. What are the odds of that? Well, when you are surrounded by overworked, procrastination-prone artists, the odds are pretty good, actually. Anyway, I ran across this opinion piece on The Onion's website. I was laughing so hard, I got all sweaty. But anyone who's ever been a new parent or babysat an infant will understand why.