This wine is Episcopalian in its predictability

People, Lil J fell asleep last night at 6:30. Sure, he was up and wide awake from 5 to 5:45 this morning, but overall I think he slept almost 12 hours last night. I was so jealous. You know the last time I slept that long? Trick question! I've never slept that long! Ever. I'm guessing even in utero I was awake and staring at the walls of my Mom's uterus for hours at a time. Speaking of distractions, while I was trying to get Lil J to go back to sleep at 6 this morning so I could get in the shower, I was so bored that I was braiding my bangs and trying to remember every job I've ever had. Honestly, I need to invent something that would pass time for nursing mothers who have to be up at all hours of the night but can't move too much or make noise for fear of waking the baby. I mean, I'm pretty good at entertaining myself with mind games, but I can only do so much. My trick of counting the number of letters in a sentence to see if it's divisible by four really only works when somebody else is talking. And I've gotten so good at mentally typing sentences on a keyboard that it's not a challenge anymore. I wonder if I could do sudoku puzzles in my head.... I'm sounding crazy again, aren't I? It's finally happened. The lack of sleep has made me snap. Whoo! Now I can eat pudding all day!