Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Do you realize that the plot of A Bug's Life is essentially that of The Three Amigos? El Guapo = Hopper. Think about it. And now I can't get "Farley, farley, farley, hfffhrrr!" out of my head.
I came back from lunch yesterday and saw one of our student workers eating a bagel sans cream cheese out at the front desk. So, for some reason, I said to him "Tyler! Put some cream cheese on that bagel!" and he looked at me all surprised and said "It's got raisins in it" and I replied "Ahh, so the raisins are accoutrements enough for you." You know, even I can see why so many people think I'm weird when I go around saying things like that...especially when I don't know what they mean.
I had some trouble sleeping last night because the baby was taking turns pressing on my bladder and then jabbing me in the ribs. I swear, at one point, she was pushing so hard on my right set of ribs that I heard a soft pop and wondered if she dislocated something. I just wish I could get her the message that the only way out of there is down and out, not up and over.
I came back from lunch yesterday and saw one of our student workers eating a bagel sans cream cheese out at the front desk. So, for some reason, I said to him "Tyler! Put some cream cheese on that bagel!" and he looked at me all surprised and said "It's got raisins in it" and I replied "Ahh, so the raisins are accoutrements enough for you." You know, even I can see why so many people think I'm weird when I go around saying things like that...especially when I don't know what they mean.
I had some trouble sleeping last night because the baby was taking turns pressing on my bladder and then jabbing me in the ribs. I swear, at one point, she was pushing so hard on my right set of ribs that I heard a soft pop and wondered if she dislocated something. I just wish I could get her the message that the only way out of there is down and out, not up and over.
3 Comments:
I was JUST thinking about The 3 Amigos the other day and El Guapo's constant use of plethora!
Baby Shifflet, stop with the rib/bladder kicking!
You just need to have a stern talking to baby girl and tell her what's what! She needs to learn early on, that Mommy will give you good things...
This is the first she's really been jabbing at the ol' ribs. Makes me wonder if she's going to be tall.
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