Honeydew smack

Apparently a lot of people in our neighborhood went out drinking last night because there were two car accidents on the way to work that caused us to take a lovely, scenic drive through the city's south side to get here. And, as J says, "the reason Columbus has a south side is to make the people on the west side [our neighborhood] feel better about themselves."

J was telling me about a local news story he saw yesterday where three people were pulled over for driving a suspicious vehicle, and when the police officer inspected the car, he found a watermelon in the back seat with tape on it. So he grabs the watermelon, gives it a few good shakes, and all sorts of drugs fall out. You know, it just makes me wonder what these drug addicts could do if they applied that some sort of creativity to legitimate pursuits. Cause watermelon-flavored stuff is usually quite delicious. I don't know about watermelon-flavored crack, but I do love me some watermelon gum.