Go Gamecocks!

I am in a surprisingly good mood for having been up since 2 a.m., I must say. I just couldn't make myself sleep last night. I had trouble falling asleep, and then I woke up early and couldn't fall back asleep. Ugh. Finally, I just gave up trying and attempted to play with the cat. Unfortunately, he wasn't in the mood for playing because he just wanted to sleep. Like, hello! He's home all day by himself, where he can sleep for 8 hours if he wants to. All I ask is that he become nocturnal the nights that I am. Geesh. He's so selfish.

I gotta find some video of Britney Spears's performance at the VMA's last night. I hear she did a really bad job, and if there's one thing I like to do when I'm tired, it's wallow in the failures of people who have more money than I do. I just hope she didn't resort to flashing the audience when things weren't going well. I sincerely believe you only need to see a fading pop star's genitalia once. That is sufficient.