Come on, Bort

I'm very pleased to report that it's gotten so cold out that the punk neighbors have finally retreated off their porches into their homes for the winter. Whoo! They're like hibernating bears...bears that only wear sweatpants, smoke cigarettes, drink directly from 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew and scream at each other a lot. Ok, so they're really not that much like bears. In fact, if I had a choice, I think I'd rather have a whole family of grizzly bears living next door than these people. Cause, as far as I know, grizzly bears are smart enough to not listen to Journey at 3000 decibels.

I went to this new Target store last night in a nicer neighborhood and discovered that this Target actually has a Starbucks in it! I've never seen a Starbucks in a Target before. That joint was packed, too. Target really has it all. You can get iron supplements, maternity shirts, M&M's AND a $7 caramel macchiato all in one place. Outstanding.

Anybody else excited for tv tonight? I've been awake since 3:30 this morning so I'm just hoping I don't fall asleep before The Office and 30 Rock come on.