To all my homies in Bruges

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I was watching Jon & Kate Plus 8 last night, and I just couldn't stop staring at Kate's hair. I really don't understand that haircut. You know how it's smooth in the front and the back is all spiked up like she fell asleep in the car? But it's like that on purpose. I don't understand. It reminds me of a mullet--it's two haircuts in one and they don't go together. And, don't get me wrong, I think she's very pretty and she looks good in short hair, but I've seen that haircut around town here before, and I'm never going to comprehend it. So instead of just enjoying the show, I spent the entire half hour staring at her head. I'm so bad about this sort of thing. I constantly get distracted by minutae like that. I also look at people's eyebrows when I'm talking to them, and if someone has startlingly over- or under-plucked brows, I get completely preoccupied with it. God forbid I run into a man who waxes his eyebrows because I won't catch one word of what he's saying. All I hear in my head is "He waxes his eyebrows! He waxes his eyebrows!"