Tuesday, April 29, 2008

I recall Central Park in Fall, how you tore your dress

We were driving home from dinner the other night on the main road that our street branches off of. Now, in the summertime, you can see all sorts of people walking down this street, but there's one intersection where all the hoodrats go to be seen and shot at. So as we were passing that intersection, I noticed a couple teenaged girls pushing a baby stroller. Sitting in there was a very cute baby that looked to be about 9 months old, I'd guess. And under one arm, the baby had a 2-liter of Faygo redpop, and under the other arm he had a 2-liter of Faygo orange pop. Something about that just struck me as so ghetto. But, on the up side, at least the baby wasn't smoking. And you have to give it to the girls for using a stroller to multitask like that. Solid.

Lil J also had his 4-month appointment yesterday at the pediatrician's. He passed with flying colors. We have to keep an eye on his croup, but he's measuring really well. He used to be in the 25th to 50th percentiles, but now he's up to the 75th for height and weight. Bruiser! Oddly though, his head is still tiny. But, as a peanut-headed individual myself, I view that as a mark of good breeding.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, its good that he's big... maybe none of your crazy neighbors will mess with him!

8:30 AM  
Blogger Ann said...

It's true. You gotta look tough when you live on the west side. But it's interesting how few dudes around us are physically big. They're quite scrawny actually. It's that diet of Cheetos and root beer they've been eating since birth.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, you mean I shouldn't be giving Logan Cheetos and root beer? What if it is Mug root beer, b/c that's caffiene free?

11:00 AM  
Blogger Ann said...

Hey, if you're going to do it, at least go with Mug root beer and baked Cheetos, that's all I'm saying.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good call on the baked Cheetos- I'll pick those up next time.

11:24 AM  
Blogger BETH said...

What a mess! (is your title from a song or a movie?)

Glad that the 4 mo appt went well!!

3:11 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

I was watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off this weekend. I love that parade scene. It's so happy.

3:24 PM  
Blogger BETH said...

Ahhh, Ferris Bueller! That's it! Love your blog titles! :)

9:57 AM  

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